Well this is awkward...

Lock this creature up before he tries something really dangerous, like helping the homeless.

Lock this creature up before he tries something really dangerous, like helping the homeless.

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

(Source: theslowpokewell, via death-by-lulz)

me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
improbablenormality:

the actual science vs. how the news reports it

improbablenormality:

the actual science vs. how the news reports it

(Source: captain-fucking-levi, via a-shattered-visage)

hippie-musician:

Went to a book store today, and cat.

(via epicfunny)

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via itscalledfashionlookitup)